F. Scott Fitzgerald:
Sir – I have read your story, “Benjamin Button,” in Collier’s, and I want to say that as a writer you are a good lunatic. I have seen many big pieces of cheese in my time, but you are the biggest, and I don’t know why I waste this paper and my time on you, but I will.
Sincerely, Your Friend and Constant Reader.
[name redacted]
(via Conversations With F. Scott Fitzgerald, edited by Matthew J. Bruccoli and Judith S. Baughman)
Big piece of cheese!!!!! Best. Insult. Ever.
(Source: thelifeguardlibrarian)
